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stop(); // Hammertime! :D :D


// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments


// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.



//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows


Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}

//If this comment is removed the program will blow up

//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can't even begin to express how sorry i am

option. BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!

long long ago; /* in a gallaxy far far way*/

// I have to find a better job

// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

} catch (PartInitException pie) {
// Mmm... pie
}

// John! If you'll svn remove this once more,
// I'll shut you, for God's sake!
// That piece of code is not “something strange”!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.

try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

// Catching exceptions is for communists

// If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.

// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work

// The magnitude of this hack compares favorably with that of the national debt.

//ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

// If this code works, it was written by Paul. If not, I don't know who wrote it

//You are not expected to understand this

/**
* If you don't understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead.
*/

'NO COMMENT

//Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point

//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

catch (Ex as Exception)
{
// oh crap, we should do something.
}

// TODO make this work

// If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you.

// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me

// Houston, we have a problem

// If I from the future read this I'll back in time and kill myself. 

Fonte:
http://chronicdistraction.com/funny-programming-comments/
http://www.citehr.com/353146-best-comment-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered.html
http://www.emailjokez.com/more/46275_What-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered.htm?active_image=462754-ATT00004_63738_46275_1.jpg#subject